May 2012
2 posts
Anonymous asked: are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
April 2012
7 posts
Together looks good when you’re alone.
Alone looks good when you’re together.
– Punch Brothers, Me and Us (via cannibalhymn)
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I'M PICKING UP MY CORGI BABY TOMORROW!!!!!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED!
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March 2012
5 posts
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Black is not sad. Bright colors are what depresses me. They’re so… empty. Black...
– Ann Demeulemeester (via lavelaundry)
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Having some weird thoughts about Scar from the...
I MEANT IF I WAS ALSO A CARTOON LION YOU GUYS!
Don’t be gross.
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February 2012
9 posts
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If you want to climb a wall, throw your cap over it first.
– JFK
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You can follow me on Pinterest now! →
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People who hate hipsters are the new hipsters.
Me: It's like have these parents ever been to school before? When we're there ever breaks in the middle of class?
Mom: Yeah! When we fell asleep we got slapped. I was spanked everyday in Texas History.
Me: Yeah but that's different, you were being sexually harassed.
January 2012
13 posts
Mikey: Hey that’s the quarterback of my football team!
Matt: Hey you wanna go have sex with him?
Mikey: No! I don’t even like him! I hate him!
Matt: You wrote a paper about him…
Mikey: We’ll what was I supposed to write it about!
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Yeah, I saw that on Tumblr.
– Everyone, Everywhere
FREE IDEAS!
Shit Girls Don’t Say! Shit Girls Say to Cats! Shit Girls Say To Dudes They Like But Don’t “Like!” Shit Girls Say at Outback! Shit Girls Say When Their Periods Late! Sayings Girls Shit!!
Don’t ever try to write a screenplay with your cats. They don’t even know whats going on!
I'm scared at how willing I am to get in a car...
December 2011
13 posts
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Joanna Newsom (16)
Alan Menken (10)
Bon Iver (4)
Burke Moses, Kenny Raskin, Linda Talcott, Paige Price, Sarah Solie Shannon, Susan Egan & Townspeople - Beauty and the Beast (1)
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liberacesgreatesthits
Customer: You're being really rude
Me: Yeah
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I only use my credit card for emergencies…and any other time.
I like the concept of salt & pepper chips more...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-27) →
Louis C.K. (23)
Dane Cook (15)
Childish Gambino (12)
Lady Gaga (2)
Michael Ian Black & Tom Cavanagh (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
November 2011
35 posts
I don't like the person I become when I'm on the...