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Mikey: Hey that’s the quarterback of my football team!
Matt: Hey you wanna go have sex with him?
Mikey: No! I don’t even like him! I hate him!
Matt: You wrote a paper about him…
Mikey: We’ll what was I supposed to write it about!
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